Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: We asked a local chicken. She said, “Bawk bawk bawk.” Which, I mean, yeah… when you put it that way, it’s obvious.

Q: Why?

A: We posed this question to the spirit of Aristotle (i.e., “Διατί”), and he replied, “Διὰ τί οὐ,” (i.e., “Why not?”).